Things that I hate for little to no reason: part 1

The 308 is back in business--and apparently, it's up to me to end our brief hiatus with a post!! Oh man!

It was suggested that I post about some of the irrational hatreds that have earned me a strange sort of fame. So, without further ado, enjoy a brief sampling of the long, long list of things I inexplicably loathe!

1. Foosball
2. Popcorn
3. Fingernails/toenails/bellybuttons
4. The Rolling Stones
5. Sandals of any variety

I would post a truly comprehensive list, but I might down a server or something.

The 308 is back, you guys. Tell your friends.